Tagging Spitzer

Like every other news publication in the galaxy, the Huffington Post reported on the Spitzer prostitution scandal today. And like everybody else, they mostly just linked to the New York Times story that broke the news.

HuffPo did outdo other sites in one particular area, however: tagstorm! Just to be thorough, they tagged their story with almost every conceivable permutation of “Spitzer,” “prostitution,” “hooker,” “governor,” “sex” and “resign”:

But surely that’s not enough, right? What about:

• Spitzer really fucked up
• Holy shit did he fuck up
• Omigod did you hear about Spitzer
• Omigod did you hear about the governor
• Omigod did you hear about the governor and how he really fucked up
• Omigod did you hear about the governor and how he was screwing prostitutes
• Omigod did you hear about the governor and how he was screwing prostitutes yes can you believe it Spitzer the straight and narrow scourge of Wall Street
• Omigod the governorship of New York is up in the air
• Omigod the governorship of New York is up in the air because Spitzer likes expensive booty
• Omigod omigod
• Omigod omigod Eliot how could you
• Omigod Eliot I’m actually kind of jealous how was it
• Omigod Eliot was she worth it no never mind take that back that’s gross
• Spitzer sexgate
• Spitzer you asshole
• Spitzer you asshole governor sex scandal hookergate
• Spitzgov sexhole assgate
• Silda girl I feel for you
• Silda sista drop that asshole
• Silda wiretap dumb husband sexmoney Spitztail what kind of name is Silda anyway
• Oh no you di’int
• Oh no you di’int Spitzer
• Oh no you di’int ElSpitz
• So is this what Bush’s wiretaps are used for now
• So is this what Bush’s wiretaps are used for now sexmoney Sildashame bad things
• So is this what Bush’s wiretaps are used for now purple monkey dishwasher
• Spitzperv scandal resigngate honey you’ve never been to a prostitute have you oh god no that’s gross
• Spitzer sex scandal do you remember the scene in Twin Peaks where Ben Horne goes to that brothel over the Canadian border and his daughter is there undercover and he comes perilously close to having sex with her
• Spitzer sex scandal do you remember the scene in Twin Peaks where Ben Horne goes to that brothel over the Canadian border and his daughter is there undercover and he comes perilously close to having sex with her yes it was gross but you have to admit Sherilyn Fenn as Audrey Horne was pretty freakin’ hot
• Spitzer naughty horny really really stupid wow
• Eliot Spitzer screwed a prostitute the night before Valentine’s Day
• Eliot Spitzer screwed a prostitute the night before Valentine’s Day alternative minimum tax
• Eliot Spitzer screwed a prostitute the night before Valentine’s Day sex tax
• Eliot Spitzer sexgate hooker does anybody remember that stupid Beck song “Sexx Laws”
• Spitzer wheelbarrow sexhound
• Eliot sex governor hooker dumbshit my God
• Eliot sex governor hooker dumbshit my God holy crap
• Eliot sex governor hooker dumbshit holy God my crap
• Eliot sex governor hooker dumbshit sexgate what do you think the headline will be in the New York Post tomorrow
• Wow Eliot that was really dumb
• Wow Spitzer that was really dumb
• Wow Governor Eliot Laurence Spitzer born June 10 1959 in Bronx New York that was really dumb
• Spitzer Mayflower -Plymouth -rock -Pilgrim
• Spitzer VIP -Paris -Hilton
• Spitzer Emperors Club -Hirohito
• Spitzer 3 diamond boom boom
• (Eliot or Spitzer) fuck -men
• Sex AND gubernatorial AND kinky NOT Clinton
• Omigod did you hear about Spitzer and how he was screwing prostitutes yes I always thought he was a good guy well there ya go politicians are all alike I hear that amen brother
• Omigod did you hear about Spitzer and how he was screwing prostitutes yes I always thought he was a good guy well there ya go politicians are all alike I hear that amen sister
• Gubernatorial AND Mayflower AND huge boner NOT Plymouth Rock
• Gubernatorial AND huge boner AND Mayflower NOT Puritans
• Spitzer sex (uh-huh) -(nuh-uh)
• Spitzer VIP bonergate Mayflower Ivana Humpalot
• Spitzer 3 diamonds big spender lovely lady lumps sexpot assgate
• Spitzer 3 diamonds did you hear that Bloomberg goes for no less than 5 diamonds
• Spitzer 3 diamonds did you hear that Clinton goes for no less than 7 diamonds
• Spitzer Happy Valentine’s Day honey come to bed sorry sweetie I’m tired really honey yes sweetie it’s been busy at the office this week
• Spitzer Happy Valentine’s Day honey come to bed sorry sweetie I’m tired really honey yes sweetie it’s been busy at the office this week sexgov Mayflowergate holycrap
• Client 9 Happy Valentine’s Day honey come to bed sorry sweetie I’m tired really honey yes sweetie it’s been busy at the office this week sotto voce actually it’s been busy because I’ve been screwing 3-diamond hookers
• Client 9 Happy Valentine’s Day honey come to bed sorry sweetie I’m tired really honey yes sweetie it’s been busy at the office this week sotto voce actually it’s been busy because I’ve been screwing 3-diamond hookers Spitzperv resigngate Tucker Carlson Lou Dobbs Bartiromo
• Client 9 come in Client 9 I’m afraid we don’t have the 12-year-old Thai boy you requested would this very hot 3-diamond sexy woman be OK
• Client 9 come in Client 9 I’m afraid we don’t have the 12-year-old Thai boy you requested would this very hot 3-diamond sexy woman be OK well I suppose so
• Client 9 come in Client 9 I’m afraid we don’t have the 12-year-old Thai boy you requested would this very hot 3-diamond sexy woman be OK well I suppose so do I get a discount no come on I’m the fucking governor of New York State Eliot Laurence Spitzer born June 10 1959 in Bronx New York oh shit did I just say that out loud
• Spitzperv sexgate Layflower Sildacry resignboner NOT Joe Bruno
• Eliot Laurence Spitzer born June 10 1959 in Bronx New York keep it in your pants
• Eliot Laurence Spitzer born June 10 1959 in Bronx New York keep it in your pants stupid gubernatorial -Clinton
• Eliot Laurence Spitzer born June 10 1959 in Bronx New York scandal sex bad boy stupidgate please please Google just deliver us some hits can’t you see we’re desperate here
• Spitzer sexgate McCain who?

Thanks to Peter.