Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Headline hall of fame: ‘Britney’ + ‘lesbian’ + ‘stripper’ + ‘killer’ + ‘Tarantino’

‘Britney Spears to play lesbian killer in Quentin Tarantino film’

And the dek: “Britney Spears is being lined up to play a killer lesbian stripper in the [sic] Quentin Tarantino’s next movie, it has been reported.”

It’s a remake of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, which means that Russ Meyer also could have — and really should have — made it in the headline somewhere.

Fallen teen-pop virgin princess, undone by fast living and bad motherhood, stars in Tarantino version of one of the kinkiest sexpolitation flicks ever made. Pretty brilliant move for both Brit and Quentin, I’d say, although I’m sure that somewhere out there are some very disappointed boob fetishists.


1 comment:

Rob said...

Disappointed?? Hell, I'll take 'em! Even PWT baby mama boobs!