Presidential debate drinking game

You have to chug a beer when:

• Obama says "is is"
• McCain laughs like Elmer Fudd
• Anybody says "pork barrel"
• McCain says "My friends"
• When Jim Lehrer tells them to talk to each other
• McCain mentions being tortured in Vietnam (if he merely alludes: sip)
• Obama says "John"
• Obama says "simply not true"
• McCain pushes for offshore drilling
• Obama says "Oraq"
• Lehrer asks the same question more than four times
• McCain says "my entire career"
• Anybody makes a gross arithmetical error
• Either candy-date says "fundamental difference" (but if they only say "fundamentally different" — psych!)

Stick your finger down your throat when:

• McCain says "maverick"

Boo when:

• Either candidate says "the American people"