One Missed Folksy 1920s Calendar

MAY 1920 “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.” — Theodore Roosevelt ❧ JUNE 1920 “A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” — Mark Twain ❧ JULY 1920 “Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.” — Henry Ford ❧ AUGUST 1920 “You are going to suffer a painful demise after being disfigured in a way that perverts some symbol of innocence and normality, such as having your face twisted inward like a badly made doll.” — Mysterious Harbinger of Gruesome Death