Jaws (1975): The terrifying motion picture from the terrifying No. 1 best seller.
Grizzly (1976): 18 feet of gut-wrenching, man-eating terror!
The Food of the Gods (1976): H.G. Wells predicted rocket ships and space travel in “THINGS TO COME” ... nuclear energy and the atom bomb in in “THE TIME MACHINE.” Now ... the master of science fiction, [sic] tells his most frightening story.
Tintorera (1977): There’s a monstrous killer churning up the sea.
The Jaws of Death (1977): Sheer terror! Filmed without the benefit of cages, mechanical sharks or other protective devices.
Empire of the Ants (1977): For they shall inherit the earth ... sooner than you think!
The Crater Lake Monster (1977): A beast more frightening than your most terrifying nightmare!
Tentacles (1977): Each year 10,000 tourists visit Ocean Beach. This summer Ocean Beach has attracted SOMETHING ELSE!
Orca (1977): Orca — the killer whale, is one of the most intelligent creatures in the universe. He hunts in packs, like a wolf. Incredibly, he is the only animal other than man who kills for revenge. ¶ He has one mate, and if she is harmed by man, he will hunt down that person with a relentless, terrible vengeance — across seas, across time, across all obstacles.
Jaws 2 (1978): Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ...
The Bees (1978): They prey on HUMAN FLESH!
Piranha (1978): Lost River Lake was a thriving resort — until they discovered ...
Spawn of the Slithis (1978): Finally, nature releases it’s [sic] revenge! From the pollution of our nuclear waste, [sic] came the killer we couldn’t destroy!
Killer Fish (1979): They search for treasure. They search for flesh.
Big Alligator River (1979): No es animal, es un demonio!
Up From the Depths (1979): Your vacation is about to end!!!
Piranha 2: The Spawning (1981): The razor-jawed PIRANHA have arrived to feed ...
Monster (1980): From the ocean depths they strike ... to terrorise ... to mate ... and to kill!
Blood Beach (1981): The five people believed to have drowned here never even made it past the sand!
Crocodile (1981): From the slimy depths of the ocean ... nature explodes with savage fury!
The Loch Ness Horror (1981): It IS alive!
Great White (1981): A quiet, restful summer in the lazy coastal town of Port Harbor is abruptly about to end.
La Mort au Large (1981, a.k.a. Great White): Un été comme les autres ... un enfer pas ... comme les autres. (A summer like any other ... a hell like no other.)
Jaws 3-D (1983): The third dimension is terror.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987): This time it’s personal.
The Nest (1988): Roches have never tasted flesh ... until now.
Deep Blue Sea (1999): Bigger. Smarter. Faster. Meaner.
Lake Placid (1999): You’ll never know what bit you.
Crocodile (2000): From Tobe Hooper, the director of ‘Poltergeist’ and ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’!
Shark (2000, a.k.a. Shark Attack in the Mediterranean): Deep ocean terror at a new depth!
Shark Attack 2 (2001): In the deep blue sea, there lives a dark secret.
Blue Demon (2004): Your deepest fears lie below the surface.
Frankenfish (2004): Terreur dans les Bayous. Also: Welcome to the bottom of the food chain.
Snakehead Terror (2004): They feed on your fear.
Mansquito (2005): First they hunted for a cure. Now they're hunting a monster.
Vampire Bats (2005): It’s feeding time.
Locusts (2005): If you can hear the buzz, it’s already too late. The swarm is the storm.
Swarmed (2005): Death is on the horizon.
Raging Sharks (2005): You can swim. But you can’t hide.
Black Water (2007): What’s down under?
Shark in Venice (2008): Welcome to the perfect tourist trap.
Shark Swarm (2008): Terror travels in packs.
Sea Beast (2008): It’s a feeding frenzy!
Hydra (2009): Prepare to be consumed.
Chihuanhas (2009?): They’re not just ankle biters anymore ...
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Monsters chomping babes: The taglines
Labels: CHUD studies, monster-about-to-chomp-babe, posters
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you'll never know what bit you is my favorite.
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